1 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:13,760 - Wait for me here. - Yes, master. Be careful, I fear for you. 2 00:01:13,887 --> 00:01:16,879 I rode three days to have the virgin promised to Ali Amman. 3 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:21,398 Beware of the virgin's mother, and a terrible witch. 4 00:01:21,527 --> 00:01:25,076 Molti cavalieri sono morti nel attempt to approach the girl. 5 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:28,995 - I'll go, take the virgin and come back. - In what sense? 6 00:01:29,127 --> 00:01:32,119 - In a good way. - May Allah protect you. 7 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:39,564 What disastrous fate separates us? 8 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:43,805 Perch� non posso essere tua, my beautiful lord? 9 00:01:43,927 --> 00:01:48,523 Better to die than get married to you, most ugly tyrant! 10 00:01:51,447 --> 00:01:53,438 Giorgiafat! 11 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:57,559 - Candiza! - Giorgiafat! 12 00:01:57,687 --> 00:02:00,406 - Where is your mother? - Don't worry, he's sleeping. 13 00:02:00,527 --> 00:02:04,520 I fear nothing, I have traveled kilometers to come to you... 14 00:02:04,647 --> 00:02:08,686 ..I faced dangers, strikes, black out, wild eagles... 15 00:02:08,807 --> 00:02:13,085 ..my love! - Giorgiafat, you are a devil! 16 00:02:13,207 --> 00:02:16,995 - It's not me, and the scimitar. - Come, let's make love. 17 00:02:20,727 --> 00:02:24,322 - Why are you called that? - My love... 18 00:02:38,047 --> 00:02:42,040 - Well done! - Mom, forgive us. - Shut up! 19 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:46,524 What a misfortune! Anger by Ali Amman will fall on me. 20 00:02:46,647 --> 00:02:50,003 Madam, to ''repair'' I am ready to marry your daughter. 21 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:54,120 Ali Amman will have my head chopped off. But you two will pay for it. 22 00:02:54,247 --> 00:02:58,957 You shouldn't have done this shame to me. I'll turn you into statues of salt. 23 00:02:59,087 --> 00:03:04,081 - Ninth ! - You will be damned and you will reach the gardens of Allah... 24 00:03:04,207 --> 00:03:07,643 ..only in a thousand years. - What day is it today? 25 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:13,558 Your souls will wander for centuries and they will be reincarnated! 26 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:18,283 Let's go. Your mother has menopause, he doesn't know what he's saying. 27 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:24,846 Stop! In a thousand years, in one night of a full moon, at midnight... 28 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:28,801 ..your reincarnated souls they will meet here and unite. 29 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:32,636 Only then the spell will dissolve. 30 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:37,158 As long as the soul is reincarnated of Candiza is pure! 31 00:03:37,287 --> 00:03:41,280 As you were, wretch. Pure and virgin! 32 00:03:41,407 --> 00:03:46,197 Until midnight of that full moon night. 33 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:50,525 - Otherwise... - He realizes What bullshit is he talking about? 34 00:06:18,287 --> 00:06:21,279 MUSIC FROM TELEVISION 35 00:06:25,287 --> 00:06:28,279 GEMlTl 36 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:33,598 > Come on, Candida... > No, Giorgio. 37 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,838 - Come on... - No. 38 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:42,758 - Please, I can't resist. - I haven't resisted it for 6 years! 39 00:06:42,887 --> 00:06:47,881 - I'm scared, and it's the first time. - You have to have courage. 40 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,999 Come on, Candida, courage. 41 00:06:51,127 --> 00:06:54,119 Courage, Candida. 42 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,841 - Courage ! - Well ? 43 00:06:56,967 --> 00:07:01,722 ''Courage!'' said Sandokan diving from the tallest tree... 44 00:07:01,847 --> 00:07:04,839 ..and hitting squarely the submarine... 45 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:11,361 ...causing serious damage to external and internal structures. 46 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:16,277 - Sandokan... - Well done! Are we already at this point? 47 00:07:16,407 --> 00:07:21,401 My ''mechanism'' got swollen and I had to untie myself. Be modern! 48 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:24,519 - Non stavamo facendo niente. - Shut up! 49 00:07:24,647 --> 00:07:27,036 I'm amazed, accountant. 50 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:31,160 Modern? I am capable of it to make a Swedish mother blush. 51 00:07:31,287 --> 00:07:35,678 Please, dear ones, come, follow me. 52 00:07:37,087 --> 00:07:40,477 Do you want to make love? Say it! Not there is a need for these subterfuges. 53 00:07:40,607 --> 00:07:43,599 You're ruining my new sofa! Come. 54 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:46,366 You are more comfortable over here. 55 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:52,483 It's better here, right? A large bed and spacious, the bathroom nearby. 56 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,801 A little diffused light. 57 00:07:57,007 --> 00:07:59,396 A little music. 58 00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:03,918 - Do you need clean towels? - Do not bother. 59 00:08:04,047 --> 00:08:06,766 Accountant, spend the night here. 60 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:11,802 I can't, I have to leave, they have me transferred to a bank in Rome. 61 00:08:11,927 --> 00:08:15,317 - Then hurry up! - You surrender do you realize what you're saying? 62 00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:20,237 - Non ci faccia caso, ci pensi lei. - I will do it ! - Well done! What a man! 63 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,358 I'm leaving you. 64 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:26,479 Your mother is right, it's you who... 65 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:32,284 But if you become a single mother like me, I'm not to blame! 66 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:37,401 Even your scoundrel father he promised to marry me! You do it. 67 00:08:38,087 --> 00:08:41,477 It has haunted me for twenty years with the story of the single mother. 68 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:45,998 ''Men are all the same... if you do, they won't marry you anymore..." 69 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:51,884 - I'll marry you as soon as I find a house. - Lo diceva anche papa a mamma. 70 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:55,397 Now I'll show you what did your father tell her! 71 00:08:58,087 --> 00:09:03,480 - What were we saying? - What you have to andare a Roma. - Yes, I'm going, bye. 72 00:09:03,607 --> 00:09:06,997 I'll let you know as soon as I get there. HI. 73 00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:22,042 Enter. Stay down. Don't move! 74 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,601 Hurry up ! 75 00:09:24,727 --> 00:09:28,322 - Everything inside. - What a drag this is robberies! Is it like this in Milan too? 76 00:09:28,447 --> 00:09:34,124 We spent a lot of time in Milan on the floor, but there was carpet! 77 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:37,239 - Hurry up. - Yes. - How's the house going? 78 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:41,758 I didn't find anything. There are only apartments for office use. 79 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:45,277 They invented the fair rent per non fare sposare la gente. 80 00:09:45,407 --> 00:09:49,116 I found him an apartment with three rooms, kitchen and two bathrooms. 81 00:09:49,247 --> 00:09:52,239 My wife and I live there. two children and my mother-in-law. 82 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:56,758 Shut up! Yesterday I killed the cashier of Monte dei Paschi. 83 00:09:56,887 --> 00:10:00,277 Have you heard? They killed Righetti, the cashier of Monte dei Paschi. 84 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:04,195 Poor guy! Stavamo a scuola together. I loved him. 85 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:10,323 - What a misfortune! - He lived for rent? - Yes, on the Tiber. 86 00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:15,362 - Poor guy. He leaves his wife and three children. - And he leaves the house? 87 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:20,680 Yes. Is he free? Quante stanze ? 88 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:24,197 - Really ? - Director, sign here, please? 89 00:10:24,327 --> 00:10:27,319 Mr President, I told her about BOTs. 90 00:10:27,447 --> 00:10:30,837 They could be a good deal, I recommend it to him. 91 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:34,755 But if he wanted to stop by here in our offices, it would be... 92 00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:38,675 No, I was talking to myself. Tell me: the apartment? 93 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:42,800 Doctor Allegri, it's about an attic and super-attic. 94 00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:46,920 Living room, dining room, six bedrooms, three bathrooms... 95 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,436 ..at Piazza di Spagna. 96 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:53,958 We rent it for 300,000 lire per month to a trusted person. 97 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:58,603 - 300,000? -Does that seem like too much? Not interested? Patience ! 98 00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:03,323 No! I'll take it ! For references, I work in a bank, so... 99 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:07,235 Then there's no problem, the apartment is his. 100 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,040 Per la definizione del contratto how do I stay? 101 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:16,163 Stay like shit! Stop to believe in fairy tales, idiot! 102 00:11:18,287 --> 00:11:21,677 - I'm a moron. - I agree ! 103 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:25,800 Giorgio, don't get angry! For I can host you some day. 104 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:29,715 - This way you save money. - There's Gaetano, my dog... 105 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:33,442 ..I don't want to leave him alone. - Let's find a little corner for him! 106 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:37,560 They don't fit into a little corner not even the legs. Wear the 47! 107 00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:43,398 Yes, eat, eat! Look what you've done! 108 00:11:43,927 --> 00:11:48,318 You have to understand that this is not your home, and a pension! 109 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:53,638 I'm working all day and... look for a house and you repay me like this? 110 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,759 When I got you you weighed a pound and a half... 111 00:11:56,887 --> 00:12:00,038 ..and now you're worse della transiberiana ! ''Pirla''! 112 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:04,558 If the mistress sees this mess, sends us away kicking our asses! 113 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:07,679 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 114 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:10,799 - Who is he? > It's me, accountant, can I come in? 115 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:13,725 I'm not presentable. 116 00:12:15,087 --> 00:12:18,875 Sorry for the mess, we have had a lively discussion. 117 00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:22,363 Guardi che cosa ha combinato his dog! 118 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:25,479 Gaetano is a little lively but it's very sweet. 119 00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:28,599 Very sweet! He bit me! 120 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:32,242 Enough ! He'll pay my rent tomorrow and leave the room free. 121 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,359 I keep the deposit to pay for damages. 122 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:39,082 This is a pension, not a kennel! Clear ? 123 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:48,039 Did you understand ? What should I do to you now? 124 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,557 I should put my hands on you! 125 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,680 You're done being a slacker! Ti trovero un lavoro serio. 126 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:59,004 Other than the barman! 127 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:04,918 This is the dining room that from Piazza S. Salvatore in Lauro. 128 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:09,040 Here there is American cuisine with the most modern equipment. 129 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,364 Over here are the toilets. 130 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:16,480 An ultimate bathroom with very precious majolica. 131 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:19,997 ll riscaldamento e autonomo. Do you like it? 132 00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:22,925 The apartment is beautiful... 133 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:26,039 ..maybe it's a little too demanding. 134 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,556 Maybe yes. 135 00:13:32,327 --> 00:13:37,117 - Won't it be a little humid? - No! They are old, solid houses... 136 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:43,243 ..well done, with tuff walls e i pavimenti di marmo di Carrara. 137 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:47,360 They don't make walls like these anymore. 138 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:54,075 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 139 00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:59,156 - We need to make some adjustments. - Yes, those keys look bad on them. 140 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:02,279 - Already. - How much does it cost ? 141 00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:05,797 - Not much. For her it is nothing. - I work in a bank. 142 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,363 - A banker... - Banker! - Non c'e molta differenza. 143 00:14:09,487 --> 00:14:13,685 For an apartment like this 600,000 lire a month is not much. 144 00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:18,119 - Well... - There are too 15 million for furniture. 145 00:14:18,247 --> 00:14:21,637 Then I have to talk to him about it, we live together. 146 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:26,841 Have you heard, Gaetano? Che cosa ne pensi ? 147 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,959 PETO 148 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:33,245 He doesn't agree. 149 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:37,360 Three times seven... 150 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:43,278 ..equals twenty-one. I was right! 151 00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:49,003 - Accountant! Asshole! - What did he say? 152 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:53,723 Asshole! I'm Panzironi Emilio. Give me a book of checks. 153 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:02,755 Director, there is a gentleman who wants a checkbook... 154 00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:08,519 ..and called me an asshole. Also for our credit institution... 155 00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:11,639 Take a look at the location of this rude man. 156 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:19,761 Panzironi... Emilio. 157 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:26,880 So... 2 billion, 893 million, 450,000... 158 00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:30,363 Give him the checkbook, asshole! 159 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:37,478 Good morning, thank you. 160 00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:43,844 - Are you looking for a house? - Yes. - I have just the thing for you. 161 00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:48,961 A large, beautiful villa, a little outside Rome. 162 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:52,079 Call this number. It's a deal. 163 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:56,246 - Cheer up, how's the dollar doing? - Fine thanks. 164 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,756 Did he say? 165 00:16:08,687 --> 00:16:13,078 - Immobilcasa, ready? - Telephone for that villa. 166 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:17,200 - On the Appia Antica? - Yes. Is it very expensive? 167 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:21,320 No, it's a fabulous opportunity! Fully furnished... 168 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:26,441 ..on two floors, with covered swimming pool. 250,000 lire per month without deposit. 169 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:31,561 I don't have time to waste. The usual idiot! 170 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,724 - I was talking about myself. - I didn't doubt it. 171 00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:37,441 It's all up to you! 172 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:42,277 - They offered me a villa with swimming pool. - Really ? 173 00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:45,205 I get it, and another joke. 174 00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:48,319 - Giorgio, where do you sleep? - In the car. 175 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:54,044 - Still ? - Cut ! The telephone it costs. - He called. - All right. 176 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:59,161 Love, hurry up. Find a home, a hut, but hurry! 177 00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:02,279 - We have to get married soon. - Do you love me? - Yes. 178 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:06,798 - I want to be with you. - Me too, but there are no houses to be found. 179 00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:10,522 - I had thought of a movable prefabricated building. - Meaning what ? 180 00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:13,639 - A trailer. - My mother doesn't come. 181 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,998 Your mother has to come and live with us? 182 00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:21,723 - I can't come without her. - Let's talk about it again, I ran out of tokens. 183 00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:24,839 - Call back soon. - Yes, hello. - HI. 184 00:17:29,927 --> 00:17:33,920 Gaetano! Be good, come here! 185 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,760 Well done, Gaetano, listen to what you have to do. 186 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:40,957 Go by car... 187 00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:52,238 Who was he? 188 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:55,359 You know I don't want to that you give confidence to strangers. 189 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,677 Let's go. Calm down, don't pull! 190 00:18:00,807 --> 00:18:04,197 Come on! Stopped ! 191 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,125 Wait. Holy shit! 192 00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:10,842 Sometimes you have such unurban ways I'd break your face. 193 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,755 You look like a beast. Not them, I'll drive! 194 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:32,238 I spoke to Candida. He's fine, he says hello. 195 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,918 His mother insists on doing so come and live with us. 196 00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:39,039 (the dog speaks) ''What a drag!'' 197 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:46,479 - Have you spoken? - ''Dogs don't talk.'' 198 00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:50,395 Exactly! I meant it well! 199 00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:04,281 What do you have today? Stay calm, Gaetano. 200 00:19:04,407 --> 00:19:07,399 Go behind. Do you want to drive? 201 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:10,519 You don't have the pink slip, you can't. 202 00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:14,117 Do you want to sit here? Comfortable. 203 00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,960 No, I have to go left. 204 00:19:19,087 --> 00:19:21,840 Stop it, I have to go left. 205 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,278 Stop it! 206 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:42,401 What are you doing, you idiot? 207 00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:47,647 I wanted to turn left, Gaetano he put the arrow to the right... 208 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:51,521 - She drives like a dog! - I can't blame her. 209 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,766 Gaetano! Gaetano! 210 00:19:55,887 --> 00:20:01,644 Gaetano! Come here. Where are you going ? Be good, come back. 211 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,156 Gaetano! 212 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:07,478 Wait. 213 00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:19,597 Why did you get on the bus? Where do you want to go? 214 00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:23,640 - Is that dog yours? - No. 215 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,884 He can't stay here, he has to come down. 216 00:20:27,007 --> 00:20:30,363 Let him come down! 217 00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:42,520 Come down, don't be an idiot. I left the car on the street. 218 00:20:42,647 --> 00:20:46,435 If they scold me again, I'll break your face! 219 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:50,958 Who do you think you are? You think to be able to do anything you want? 220 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:54,238 Get your head straight. Come down, don't be an idiot. 221 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:18,321 If you continue like this, I'll tear up your pedigree! 222 00:21:18,447 --> 00:21:23,396 - It's for sure that dog isn't it his? - It's mathematical! 223 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:42,525 I'm going down too. Gaetano! Gaetano! 224 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,638 Gaetanino! 225 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:49,120 It's not our house, come back! 226 00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:55,316 Gaetano! 227 00:21:56,887 --> 00:21:59,879 Excuse me, the dog got out from the bus and came in here. 228 00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:03,397 - I'm Battistini from Immobilcasa. - Pleasure. 229 00:22:03,527 --> 00:22:07,315 - Is it Mr. Giorgio Allegri? - Yes. - I was waiting for you. 230 00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:13,044 - Were you waiting for me? - Yes. Do you like it? - What ? 231 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:20,482 The villa! You're not Mr Allegri who called me yesterday? 232 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:24,202 For the villa from 250,000 lire per month? 233 00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:26,318 This is it! 234 00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:31,840 - I made an appointment with her for today at 4.00 pm? - Yes. 235 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,958 Indeed! 236 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:40,196 I have little time, but I would like to show them the winter garden and the swimming pool. 237 00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:45,117 - That way you go to the cellar. - Passing by the swimming pool? 238 00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:49,126 The swimming pool was built later. It is air conditioned... 239 00:22:49,247 --> 00:22:53,240 ..to keep things right temperature the plants and the water. 240 00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:59,443 - Who knows how much it costs! - It's all included in the price. 241 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:04,766 - In the 250,000 lire? - Yes. - Is there something behind it? 242 00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:08,402 - Yes. - I have to leave 300 million bail? 243 00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:12,520 No, it's not this. I'll tell you right away... 244 00:23:12,647 --> 00:23:16,196 ..there's worse: there are ghosts! 245 00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:20,718 - Ghosts? - It's funny, but they're there. 246 00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:25,841 - Do you believe in ghosts? - I'm looking for a house For months, I've been living in the car with the dog. 247 00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:30,961 It's inconvenient, there's no gas! Verro to live here even with ghosts! 248 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:36,286 Well. We look for the person that he manages to exorcise the villa. 249 00:23:36,407 --> 00:23:39,922 If he succeeds, so much the better! Here are the keys. 250 00:23:40,047 --> 00:23:45,167 - The contract? - There's no rush. - I want to rent villa and ghosts. 251 00:23:45,287 --> 00:23:50,281 I wanted to point out that the villa is furnished and everything works well. 252 00:23:50,407 --> 00:23:54,798 - Here is the signed contract. - He takes care of the garden... 253 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:59,125 ..Erpidio Tommassini, a good person. 254 00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:02,523 Naturally and understood in the rental price. Good morning. 255 00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:04,638 Until we meet again. 256 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,558 Ghosts! 257 00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,878 Fantasy... 258 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,278 Sorry! 259 00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:37,279 HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE 260 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:39,798 Gaetano! 261 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:43,518 Gaetanino! 262 00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:46,438 Nino! 263 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:54,279 HOWLING 264 00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:03,279 Gaetano! I signed, I rented it. 265 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:10,005 Gaetanino! HOWLING 266 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:14,516 Where are you? 267 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:19,438 You don't know the house, it can be dangerous. 268 00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:33,558 Gaetano! 269 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:38,079 THE DOOR CLOSES 270 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:57,080 Gaetano, where are you? HOWLING 271 00:26:06,207 --> 00:26:08,596 You're there! 272 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:12,886 Come away. Look at this place dirty and squalid! 273 00:26:16,607 --> 00:26:22,204 They told me they are there the ghosts. I'm not afraid... 274 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:25,797 ..but now I'm going to poo. HI. 275 00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:47,279 INSTANT NOISE 276 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:51,516 Is anyone there? 277 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:56,440 What is this noise? I know him. 278 00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:59,957 A person who drinks? Who drinks in my house? 279 00:27:14,207 --> 00:27:17,005 Ahh! An eagle! 280 00:27:24,487 --> 00:27:27,365 - Good evening. - Good evening. 281 00:27:27,487 --> 00:27:29,876 - Speaks ? - Certain ! 282 00:27:31,007 --> 00:27:35,000 They told me about her, but I could hardly believe it. 283 00:27:35,127 --> 00:27:38,597 I'm the new tenant, or rather, roommate. 284 00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:43,437 The house is so big that we could live both of us without disturbing each other. 285 00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:47,958 During the day I work in a bank and I sleep at night. 286 00:27:48,087 --> 00:27:52,683 If she were to do something like squeaks, creaks... 287 00:27:52,807 --> 00:27:55,401 ..I wouldn't bother. 288 00:27:55,527 --> 00:28:01,397 - As for the swimming pool... Does she swim? - No. - I imagined. 289 00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:05,520 - Giorgio Allegri. - Erpidio Tommassini. 290 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:12,881 I came to prune the roses and to give water to the plants. 291 00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:17,125 It always makes that noise when does he walk? 292 00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:21,604 - It's the boots' fault. Sorry. - Are you English? - No! 293 00:28:21,727 --> 00:28:27,518 I'm from Trapani, but I worked in a castle in Cornwall. 294 00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:33,281 - Do you own a dog? - Yes. 295 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:36,797 Today he is very nervous, I don't know what happens to him. 296 00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:40,078 He must have smelled it the damned soul of the Saracen. 297 00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:43,517 - The Saracen? - They told you that the house... 298 00:28:43,647 --> 00:28:47,720 - It's full of ghosts. - Hand ! - In fact it's all bullshit! 299 00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:50,805 There is only one ghost. He's not bad. 300 00:28:50,927 --> 00:28:57,719 It never bothered me, you just need to know how to take it. 301 00:28:57,847 --> 00:29:01,362 INSTANT NOISE Now I'll break his face. 302 00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:06,277 No, please, animals are like plants, you just need to know how to treat them. 303 00:29:06,407 --> 00:29:09,399 Let me take care of it. With permission. 304 00:29:09,527 --> 00:29:13,918 Ghosts, Saracen... All bullshit! 305 00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:20,279 THE PHONE RINGS 306 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:24,399 Ready? Accountant! 307 00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:30,521 How does he say? Even a villa? 308 00:29:30,647 --> 00:29:35,641 I understand. Yes, I realize. 309 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:39,760 I don't know, we'll see. I'll pass you Candida. 310 00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:42,879 It's him. I'm not moving from here. 311 00:29:43,007 --> 00:29:47,000 I don't want to end up in Rome bro the Zulus! You do as you want. 312 00:29:47,127 --> 00:29:51,120 Giorgio, my love! Have you really found a villa? 313 00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:54,239 When are we leaving? I do not know. 314 00:29:54,367 --> 00:30:00,044 - Mother doesn't want to come to Rome. - Good ! Not even dead! 315 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:03,159 Imagine if I go to Rome! 316 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:07,482 - Don't worry... - Tomorrow let's go. I'm going to pack my bags. 317 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,485 Let's leave immediately! What is the villa like? 318 00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:15,601 COUGH Don't smoke while I'm talking! 319 00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:22,721 The villa is wonderful, there is a large avenue and a swimming pool... 320 00:30:22,847 --> 00:30:26,601 ...and the door opens by itself. - Automatically? 321 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:29,719 Practically yes. 322 00:30:29,847 --> 00:30:35,558 Then there are stairs, a door, a living room with the gardener's shadow... 323 00:30:35,687 --> 00:30:39,680 - How? - Then I'll explain. 324 00:30:39,807 --> 00:30:42,799 They say they happen here strange things. 325 00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:44,997 I'll explain. 326 00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:48,164 Don't joke! What's the weather like in Rome? 327 00:30:49,687 --> 00:30:53,680 There was a downpour here, but now the good weather has returned. 328 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:59,200 - So there's some asshole here... - Giorgio, what are you saying? 329 00:30:59,327 --> 00:31:02,717 SHAM FROM THE PHONE Ready? George? 330 00:31:02,847 --> 00:31:06,203 - Did the line go dead? - No, a vase fell. 331 00:31:06,327 --> 00:31:11,685 I don't understand you, but let's go anyway at 9.30 and we arrive at 10.30. 332 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:15,800 Hi love. See you tomorrow. Then I'll explain. 333 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:24,081 - What happened? - The ghost is a pain in the ass! 334 00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:29,600 Ghosts are like dogs, that's it know how to take them. I'm going to the hospital. 335 00:31:41,087 --> 00:31:43,681 What a pain in the ass dog! 336 00:31:43,807 --> 00:31:47,402 If it were smaller, I would try violence. 337 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:55,562 I get it, you're sorted. I thank you. 338 00:31:55,687 --> 00:32:00,044 Tomorrow morning breakfast at 8.00 then you tidy up the house, do the shopping... 339 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,556 wash my underwear... 340 00:32:04,887 --> 00:32:07,879 I'll wash them! 341 00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:29,645 We'll cut our nails tomorrow! 342 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:36,677 Here you are. I'll reopen for you tomorrow morning. 343 00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:39,881 Remember to turn off the light. 344 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,519 It's you ? 345 00:32:53,647 --> 00:32:57,037 I'm not used to sleeping with people I don't know. 346 00:32:57,167 --> 00:33:01,479 I don't even know if you are a man, a woman or a... 347 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:04,679 Find another place, the house is large. 348 00:33:04,807 --> 00:33:09,403 I'm not afraid of you and I won't go away. 349 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:12,917 In fact, Candida will arrive tomorrow and anything will happen here! 350 00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:17,677 I don't feel like doing ''things'' while you stand there watching! 351 00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:24,205 I see you understand. 352 00:33:24,727 --> 00:33:26,126 Good night. 353 00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:30,679 MUSIC FROM THE DOWNSTAIRS 354 00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:47,480 Enough with this music! We can't take it anymore! 355 00:33:48,407 --> 00:33:53,197 I understand, there is not enough education for coexistence... 356 00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:58,321 ..so from this moment on I'm the only one in charge! 357 00:34:19,047 --> 00:34:21,607 That's it! 358 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,117 Now you understand who are you dealing with. 359 00:34:29,247 --> 00:34:31,841 Are you going to kick my ass? 360 00:34:37,887 --> 00:34:41,675 It's okay, you're stronger. 361 00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:49,556 Cremona school? 362 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:54,681 Do you want to play? Ring. Music is a fact of culture! 363 00:36:04,487 --> 00:36:06,876 Are you done messing around? 364 00:36:10,287 --> 00:36:13,085 You put everything back in order. 365 00:36:13,207 --> 00:36:15,596 Even over there? 366 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,276 Don't make jokes! 367 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:33,677 Everything is fine here too. They are messy but tidy. 368 00:36:33,807 --> 00:36:36,401 We'll deal with you later! 369 00:36:57,087 --> 00:37:01,877 My children and I are here mother-in-law who, fortunately, is a widow. 370 00:37:02,607 --> 00:37:07,601 My wife and I sleep here and there my brother-in-law is there with his family. 371 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:11,720 - Take a seat. - It is fine for me. There will be four of us. 372 00:37:11,847 --> 00:37:14,759 me, the dog, my wife and my mother-in-law. 373 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:18,721 If you have such a beautiful and large villa why would you give it to me? 374 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:21,964 She's too beautiful, large and luxurious... 375 00:37:22,087 --> 00:37:25,079 ...we're not used to it, we feel uncomfortable. 376 00:37:25,207 --> 00:37:28,404 There are three bathrooms upstairs and two below. 377 00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,245 Damn, what a ''travel''! 378 00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:40,202 - Have you seen the referee? - What's wrong? 379 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,040 I'll get a drink. 380 00:37:56,887 --> 00:37:59,685 Here... What are you doing? 381 00:37:59,807 --> 00:38:02,799 Hey ! What are you doing ? 382 00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,919 - I am falling asleep. - Let's drink up. 383 00:38:07,047 --> 00:38:10,244 We agree, I go to you and you come here. 384 00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:12,358 Ninth ! 385 00:38:12,487 --> 00:38:15,479 - The television! - What's wrong? 386 00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:19,600 It's too violent. The dog he gets angry, he has a bad temper! 387 00:38:19,727 --> 00:38:23,515 The plaid one was a good one idea, I was starting to have some pain. 388 00:38:23,647 --> 00:38:29,244 I didn't understand you, you came home mine at night to propose the exchange... 389 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:32,359 ...and then nothing happens anymore. Do you want to explain to me? 390 00:38:32,487 --> 00:38:36,480 - Shut up ! - You're right, disturbances. 391 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:40,600 Sorry, you did it three months ago a robbery in Milan in via Brera? 392 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:44,640 - Is it the accountant Allegri? - Yes. How's it going? 393 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:47,725 - Well. - The job? - Let's move on. 394 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:51,840 - Do you have much longer? - No, 10 or 15 minutes. 395 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:55,960 My girlfriend arrives and I should go and pick her up at the airport. 396 00:38:56,087 --> 00:38:59,921 - Do you mind letting me go? - Go. - Thank you. 397 00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:03,039 - A thousand thanks. Until we meet again. - Be well. 398 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:06,682 - Whatever he needed, you steal it! - Agree. 399 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,806 Watch out, it's burning! 400 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,686 Track! 401 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:25,279 FRACASS 402 00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:39,798 The accountant Allegri sent me for take you to the villa. Welcome. 403 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:44,318 - Thank you. - Giorgio burgled the bank where you work? 404 00:42:09,087 --> 00:42:13,080 THE ENGINE SHUTS OFF 405 00:42:17,207 --> 00:42:21,997 It doesn't work anymore, but that's all in order. It will be a little valve! 406 00:42:28,487 --> 00:42:31,479 What are they doing in that car? 407 00:42:31,607 --> 00:42:34,485 I have to find a way to return home. 408 00:42:56,087 --> 00:43:00,478 - Thanks for the ride. - Please. - Until we meet again. 409 00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:07,803 - Mom, it's a paradise! - Yes, but not for bankers. 410 00:43:07,927 --> 00:43:11,920 - There's something underneath. - No, it was an occasion. 411 00:43:14,687 --> 00:43:16,678 Candida! 412 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:20,197 - Hello, Candida. - George! 413 00:43:20,327 --> 00:43:22,966 George! 414 00:43:23,087 --> 00:43:24,486 HI. 415 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:28,520 Thanks for the roses and the car, but I thought you were coming to get me. 416 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:32,640 I came, but found the fog and I had to return by speedboat. 417 00:43:32,767 --> 00:43:36,362 Good morning. Do I bring in my suitcases? 418 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:39,763 - Gaetano! - Even the waitress! You made money. 419 00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:45,484 It's a tenor of 5 million a month, There's something fishy underneath. 420 00:43:45,607 --> 00:43:49,805 - He'll end up in prison. - It's a stroke of luck. 421 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:52,122 Yes ! 422 00:43:52,247 --> 00:43:56,638 - Who are you? - Lucia, the new one waitress. Don't you recognize me? 423 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:59,759 - Who hired her? - Her, this morning. 424 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:03,880 - How much? - 350,000 lire plus contributions. Don't you remember? 425 00:44:05,407 --> 00:44:08,399 I would like to know who pays these expenses. 426 00:44:11,087 --> 00:44:14,682 - Why do you have so much money in your pocket? - If I have to take a taxi... 427 00:44:14,807 --> 00:44:19,358 - It's definitely dirty money! - Where does so much money come from? 428 00:44:19,487 --> 00:44:21,876 I took out a mortgage. 429 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:26,159 - About what? - On the dog. 430 00:44:28,607 --> 00:44:31,599 Come, I'll show you the house. 431 00:44:34,127 --> 00:44:38,723 - Who is ? - Erpidio, the gardener. - Even the gardener? 432 00:44:38,847 --> 00:44:42,760 - Of course, there's the garden! - He has the face of a killer. 433 00:44:42,887 --> 00:44:46,277 Excuse me if I take the liberty, accountant... 434 00:44:46,407 --> 00:44:50,320 ..but how can he live in this luxury? Don't you work in a bank? 435 00:44:50,447 --> 00:44:55,680 It's a well-paid job because ~ full of responsibility and danger. 436 00:44:55,807 --> 00:44:59,800 - Nice, Gaetano. - Sorry, I can't stand dogs. 437 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,920 - I'm going to my room. - She does that, but she's not bad. - No! 438 00:45:04,047 --> 00:45:08,040 - Shall we do it next Sunday? - What ? - The wedding! 439 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:11,557 (the dog speaks in Neapolitan): ''It's better to wait for the full moon.'' 440 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:16,283 - What does the full moon have to do with it? - I didn't mention it. 441 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:20,366 - Was it Gaetano? - Gaetano? 442 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:24,036 Giorgio, have you thought about it again? 443 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:29,116 - No, I would even marry you right away. - I like you that way! 444 00:45:29,247 --> 00:45:32,717 I can't wait until Sunday, you couldn't... 445 00:45:32,847 --> 00:45:35,441 It shouldn't. 446 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:39,560 I would have organized, if you agree... Ahh! 447 00:45:40,687 --> 00:45:44,999 You moron! You got me for a porchetta? Rude ! 448 00:45:45,127 --> 00:45:49,120 - Sooner or later I'll break his face! - A gentleman asks about you. 449 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:54,241 - Who will it be? - Go and see. - I'll explain my plan to you later. 450 00:45:54,367 --> 00:45:56,756 You moron! 451 00:46:02,087 --> 00:46:07,480 Good morning. I brought her back the car. It looks new! 452 00:46:07,607 --> 00:46:12,681 - Who authorized it to fix the car? - She! 453 00:46:12,807 --> 00:46:17,403 - How much does it cost ? - We had agreed on 1,200,000 lire. 454 00:46:17,527 --> 00:46:22,362 - Can I pay in installments? - Are you joking? He has already paid. 455 00:46:22,487 --> 00:46:25,479 Here. Until we meet again. 456 00:46:37,247 --> 00:46:41,445 I don't know how to thank you for the car. 457 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:44,161 I don't know how to repay myself. 458 00:46:44,287 --> 00:46:48,678 If you could give me a hand even with Candida... 459 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:52,800 ..maybe sending the old woman get out of the way... 460 00:46:52,927 --> 00:46:56,317 ..with an excuse... drown her? 461 00:46:56,447 --> 00:47:00,440 - Candida, I'm going for a dip in the pool. - I'm coming too. 462 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:05,243 I see you agree! You can can you also help me with Candida? 463 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:07,756 He's too ''on his own''. 464 00:47:10,887 --> 00:47:14,846 You understood everything. If you want to watch as we do... 465 00:47:14,967 --> 00:47:16,958 I've done worse. 466 00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:23,278 I'm going to the pool. 467 00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:28,798 You have nothing better to do than going to the pool? 468 00:47:28,927 --> 00:47:33,318 - Don't insist, there are only a few left days. - I can't take it anymore. 469 00:47:45,687 --> 00:47:49,157 - Let's go upstairs. - And your mother? 470 00:47:49,287 --> 00:47:51,278 Think about it yourself. 471 00:47:52,687 --> 00:47:54,678 I am waiting for you. 472 00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:59,479 Sure, I'll take care of it! 473 00:48:05,087 --> 00:48:08,079 Giorgio, what's happening to you? 474 00:48:10,207 --> 00:48:13,597 - Because you threw me away from the window? - What are you saying? 475 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:16,321 What are you doing with that hatchet? 476 00:48:16,447 --> 00:48:21,362 I wanted to delete... When and your mother's birthday? 477 00:48:21,487 --> 00:48:25,878 I don't understand you. I'm going to the pool, see you later. 478 00:48:32,287 --> 00:48:35,677 - Is the tea ready? - Yes. - Leave it, I'll serve him. 479 00:48:35,807 --> 00:48:39,595 - No, I'll serve him. - No, me. - Are you joking? I serve him. 480 00:48:39,727 --> 00:48:44,517 I'll bring him, a good host must know how to make do. 481 00:48:44,647 --> 00:48:47,923 A little etiquette. She can't be a pain in the ass! 482 00:48:48,047 --> 00:48:50,845 As you wish, accountant. 483 00:48:55,847 --> 00:49:01,843 ''Erotichin'' for Candida, so he gets a little excited. 484 00:49:05,287 --> 00:49:09,280 ''Sonnofort'' for my mother-in-law. 485 00:49:09,407 --> 00:49:14,401 I put it all on, so he sleeps for a long time and it doesn't bother me! 486 00:49:14,527 --> 00:49:16,518 Smooth for me. 487 00:49:36,327 --> 00:49:40,798 - How good! Help Lucia? - I help everyone. 488 00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:45,318 - This is for you. - Is there sugar? - That's fine. 489 00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:52,279 This is for Candida. 490 00:49:52,807 --> 00:49:55,241 And this is for me. 491 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:59,360 - Darling, pass me the bathrobe, please? - Right away. 492 00:50:02,287 --> 00:50:04,278 Thank you. 493 00:50:09,327 --> 00:50:12,319 Let's drink tea, then I'll wait for you in the room. 494 00:50:12,447 --> 00:50:16,440 - Don't insist. - In a few minutes you will insist. 495 00:50:24,687 --> 00:50:27,679 -Did you sugar it? - It's all there. 496 00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:32,801 -Aren't you sleepy? - Not at all, in fact! 497 00:50:32,927 --> 00:50:35,919 I'll go to my room as agreed. 498 00:50:36,047 --> 00:50:41,041 GLORGLY YAWNS 499 00:50:50,487 --> 00:50:54,082 - That gardener isn't bad. - What ? - I almost would. 500 00:50:59,687 --> 00:51:05,284 Damn! How excited I am! 501 00:51:07,407 --> 00:51:11,400 When I get to the room I'm having a fuck! 502 00:51:15,327 --> 00:51:17,841 What lust! 503 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:22,362 How excited I am! What happens to me? 504 00:51:25,087 --> 00:51:29,080 It will soon be in action my stainless bar. 505 00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:46,886 - Herpidius. - Yes ? - How do you make the grafts? 506 00:51:47,007 --> 00:51:51,000 Always very thoroughly. THE PHONE RINGS 507 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:58,081 Yes? Who wants it? The bank manager? 508 00:51:58,207 --> 00:52:03,201 What a warm and sensual voice! 509 00:52:03,327 --> 00:52:07,320 - Can I address you on your first name, slut? - Mom! 510 00:52:07,447 --> 00:52:11,440 - See you in an hour at the motel. - Mom! - Who knows what a man! 511 00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:15,560 Ready? How? I am Giorgio's girlfriend. 512 00:52:15,687 --> 00:52:18,679 It must have been interference. 513 00:52:18,807 --> 00:52:22,197 Mom, call Giorgio, Mr. Albani wants it. 514 00:52:22,327 --> 00:52:25,524 - I'm all fire! - No, no trouble. 515 00:52:25,647 --> 00:52:29,640 George! Giorgio! 516 00:52:32,767 --> 00:52:35,361 Poor love! 517 00:52:35,487 --> 00:52:39,480 Puppy! He fell asleep on the sofa. 518 00:52:40,887 --> 00:52:46,484 Slut! Come here, on the ground and more exciting! 519 00:52:46,607 --> 00:52:50,395 - Tell me I'm your slut! - Slut? 520 00:52:50,527 --> 00:52:54,122 Mrs Anastasia, Miss Candida says... 521 00:52:54,247 --> 00:52:59,241 - Sorry, am I disturbing you? - No, this is no longer necessary. 522 00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:04,361 Forget Miss Candida. Let's think about us, love! 523 00:53:04,487 --> 00:53:08,480 - Where is it taking me? - Come towards the pleasure. Tell me I'm a slut. 524 00:53:08,607 --> 00:53:13,203 -Won't it be too much? - Eros it knows no boundaries. - Slut! 525 00:53:13,327 --> 00:53:16,444 You are a beast, you will make me die! 526 00:53:17,967 --> 00:53:21,562 - Good morning, director, disturbance? - Please say. 527 00:53:21,687 --> 00:53:25,885 - This is for you. - What is it? 528 00:53:26,407 --> 00:53:29,797 - Confetti? - Yes. - Are you confirming? 529 00:53:29,927 --> 00:53:34,921 - No, I'm getting married. I would like to ask a few days off. - What ? 530 00:53:35,047 --> 00:53:40,644 The stock market plummets, the dollar rises, there is P2, the redundancy fund... 531 00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:44,077 ..inflation, domestic politics and the international one... 532 00:53:44,207 --> 00:53:47,563 ..and she wants to get married, go on holiday and have fun? 533 00:53:47,687 --> 00:53:52,681 Tell your colleagues what he wants to do. Say it! 534 00:53:53,487 --> 00:53:57,685 Come on! Say it, if you dare. 535 00:53:58,407 --> 00:54:02,161 I want to be confirmed! Yes YOU HEAR FROM THE SPEAKER 536 00:54:02,287 --> 00:54:04,278 What does he say? 537 00:54:11,687 --> 00:54:16,124 - Who's leaving? - Mrs. Anastasia. - And his girlfriend. 538 00:54:25,247 --> 00:54:28,045 Let's hope we don't have forgot anything. 539 00:54:28,567 --> 00:54:32,355 - Here's the scoundrel! - Are you leaving? Where are you going? 540 00:54:32,487 --> 00:54:37,277 Let's go back to Milan, Candida He doesn't deserve this mockery. 541 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:41,241 - I do not understand. - You know it very well, don't pretend. 542 00:54:41,367 --> 00:54:44,359 The wedding had to be two Sundays ago. 543 00:54:44,487 --> 00:54:49,925 Delays, unexpected events, mix-ups. Clothes, publications are missing... 544 00:54:50,047 --> 00:54:52,242 It's not my fault. 545 00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:55,359 How fake! I'll wait for you downstairs. 546 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:59,878 If you thought about it, you could have said so. Why so much subterfuge? 547 00:55:00,007 --> 00:55:04,000 - I don't understand, tell me what's happening. - You have suspended orders... 548 00:55:04,127 --> 00:55:08,518 ...of shareholdings and clothes. 549 00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:11,844 You invented that the director he doesn't give you holidays. 550 00:55:11,967 --> 00:55:16,404 I asked him again today. Who cares, no holidays. 551 00:55:16,527 --> 00:55:21,555 - I didn't cancel the publications and the clothes. - Was it the ghost? 552 00:55:21,687 --> 00:55:23,996 Eh! 553 00:55:24,127 --> 00:55:26,721 You're even kidding me! 554 00:55:26,847 --> 00:55:30,237 It's over between us, you won't see me again! 555 00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:35,757 I come from the printing house to deliver the shares. 556 00:55:35,887 --> 00:55:40,483 - View ? - They brought the clothes, are they still needed? 557 00:55:40,607 --> 00:55:44,600 THE PHONE RINGS Ready? 558 00:55:44,727 --> 00:55:47,719 Good morning, director. 559 00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:51,635 Thank you very much, goodbye. A month's holiday! 560 00:55:51,767 --> 00:55:56,158 - There's Don Alvino who says... - Everything is ready... 561 00:55:56,287 --> 00:56:00,280 ..the publications, the flowers... 562 00:56:00,407 --> 00:56:05,117 - Tell me when you want to get married. - In a quarter of an hour. 563 00:56:05,247 --> 00:56:08,239 WEDDING MARCLA 564 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:20,363 - Because they get married so fast? - I do not know. 565 00:56:20,487 --> 00:56:23,479 - I didn't have time to find a decent suit. - Shut up! 566 00:56:23,607 --> 00:56:27,998 - Maybe she's pregnant. - The mother or the daughter? 567 00:56:28,127 --> 00:56:31,597 For me the mother is pregnant. He gets along with the gardener! 568 00:56:31,727 --> 00:56:36,721 You, Candida Melenghi, want Giorgio Allegri present here... 569 00:56:36,847 --> 00:56:42,160 ..as your husband according to the rite of the Holy Roman Church? - Yes. 570 00:56:42,287 --> 00:56:46,280 You, Giorgio Allegri, want Candida Melenghi present here... 571 00:56:46,407 --> 00:56:50,400 ..as your bride according to the rite of the Holy Roman Church? 572 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:59,280 - No? Why not? - Don't you want to marry me? 573 00:56:59,407 --> 00:57:02,922 Yes ! Yes, I want! 574 00:57:03,047 --> 00:57:07,040 - Long live the newlyweds! - Congratulations ! 575 00:57:23,127 --> 00:57:25,118 Love, what are you doing? 576 00:57:25,247 --> 00:57:28,637 - We're married now! - The guests are here. 577 00:57:28,767 --> 00:57:31,998 - Aren't you coming to cut the cake? - We're cutting the rope! 578 00:57:32,127 --> 00:57:37,804 - Are you leaving? - Let's go upstairs. - Please, treat her well! 579 00:57:37,927 --> 00:57:42,523 - Gently. - I know how to do it, should I make a drawing? 580 00:57:42,647 --> 00:57:47,641 - Be calm. Hi, mom. - Hi love. 581 00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:52,079 - Madam, how cute they were! - Thank you. 582 00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:55,596 Gaetano, come here. 583 00:58:03,487 --> 00:58:06,479 Don't carry me in your arms like in American films? 584 00:58:12,087 --> 00:58:16,603 Here it is! You didn't come to the ceremony why didn't you have a dress? 585 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:20,083 All bullshit! Do you agree with that! 586 00:58:20,207 --> 00:58:23,199 Tell him we're married and we'll do everything else. 587 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:27,761 It was touching. 588 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,565 George! 589 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,278 Love... 590 00:58:55,487 --> 00:59:00,686 - It was beautiful. - Marvelous ! - Finally! 591 00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:17,680 - Now let's do another one with music. - Wakes up ! 592 00:59:17,807 --> 00:59:20,196 What are you saying? 593 00:59:20,327 --> 00:59:23,842 - Did I make love to her? - He's crazy. 594 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:29,121 These questions, the radio on... The tranquilizer is bad for you! 595 00:59:29,247 --> 00:59:33,240 - Tranquilizer? - Yes, yesterday when you fell down the stairs... 596 00:59:33,367 --> 00:59:37,360 ..you were agitated and the doctor gave you a tranquilizer. You slept 20 hours. 597 00:59:37,487 --> 00:59:41,480 - What time is it now? - 12.30. - Candida? 598 00:59:41,607 --> 00:59:47,125 He watched over you all night. Now and went to the pool, but comes back immediately. 599 00:59:47,247 --> 00:59:51,240 - I'll join you. - Like the first night... 600 00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:54,881 You have your whole life! 601 00:59:55,007 --> 00:59:58,602 Call me ''mom'' and let's be on first terms. 602 00:59:58,727 --> 01:00:00,718 It doesn't come to me. 603 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,442 But if you want, you can call me ''accountant''. 604 01:00:08,687 --> 01:00:14,080 - HI. - Hi, how are you feeling? - Very good. 605 01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:17,995 - I'm going to get dressed for lunch, I'll wait for you upstairs. - All right. 606 01:00:18,127 --> 01:00:21,836 After lunch we go to the room and... let everyone save themselves! 607 01:00:29,007 --> 01:00:33,398 You have to be patient, worse could have happened. 608 01:00:33,527 --> 01:00:37,520 Worse than that! I've been vegetating for 20 days. 609 01:00:37,647 --> 01:00:40,639 Have you ever seen a cast like this? 610 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:44,362 They put you in a cast like this for your good. 611 01:00:44,487 --> 01:00:47,479 This way I can't... 612 01:00:47,607 --> 01:00:51,600 - Don't think about anything else! - It's about time, we're married! 613 01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,719 - He doesn't want it! - Who is he? 614 01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:57,839 You know who I'm talking about. 615 01:00:57,967 --> 01:01:01,755 Are you starting again? Do you believe in ghost stories? 616 01:01:01,887 --> 01:01:04,276 Come on! 617 01:01:06,407 --> 01:01:09,399 We will have our whole lives ahead of us. 618 01:01:09,527 --> 01:01:12,519 Leave me alone or my cast bursts. 619 01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:16,526 You're right, sorry, Maybe it's better that I leave you alone. 620 01:01:19,487 --> 01:01:22,160 Candida... I thought... 621 01:01:22,287 --> 01:01:25,643 We could try it upside down. 622 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:29,555 Don't think about it. It's difficult for me too. 623 01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:32,679 I sleep alone, and better for both of us. 624 01:01:32,807 --> 01:01:36,197 Well done, Gaetano, keep your master company. 625 01:01:36,327 --> 01:01:38,443 Good night. 626 01:01:42,087 --> 01:01:47,764 Don't make that face. I know that you agree with the ghost. 627 01:01:47,887 --> 01:01:52,483 If I lose my temper, I take off the cast and I'll show you! 628 01:01:54,207 --> 01:01:57,517 ''Candida must remain a virgin until on the first night of the full moon." 629 01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:59,399 Please? 630 01:01:59,527 --> 01:02:05,523 ''Candida must remain pure until on the first night of the full moon." 631 01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:13,925 - The radio is off, then you spoke. - ''Of course!'' 632 01:02:14,047 --> 01:02:16,845 Okay. Good night. 633 01:02:45,287 --> 01:02:46,322 After you. 634 01:02:46,447 --> 01:02:49,723 It's all OK, the throat is fine. 635 01:02:49,847 --> 01:02:53,840 It has no human vocal cords. He can't speak. 636 01:02:53,967 --> 01:02:58,358 I already told him. They can talk parrots and Indian blackbirds... 637 01:02:58,487 --> 01:03:02,082 ..but not dogs. - He spoke. 638 01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:06,962 - What did he say? - Once he said dogs don't talk. 639 01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:11,365 Ah! Because you're in a cast in this way? 640 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:15,082 I took a dip in the pool while the water was going away. 641 01:03:15,207 --> 01:03:19,405 - Does the dog talk? - Yes. - What else did he say? 642 01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:24,521 That I shouldn't have made love to myself wife until the full moon night. 643 01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:28,242 - Why? - He told you the ghost. - Ghost? 644 01:03:28,367 --> 01:03:32,406 - The one who plays the double bass. - I understand. 645 01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,676 Two suppositories a day. 646 01:03:50,807 --> 01:03:54,595 - Shall I put them under his tail? - They're for her. - Me? 647 01:03:54,727 --> 01:03:58,720 Put them on for 15 days and the dog will no longer speak. 648 01:03:58,847 --> 01:04:02,840 - Rest assured. Go. - Thank you. 649 01:04:02,967 --> 01:04:05,959 THE PHONE RINGS Ready? 650 01:04:06,087 --> 01:04:09,477 Moira. The elephant? I told you... 651 01:04:09,607 --> 01:04:12,599 ..he must stay in bed... 652 01:04:12,727 --> 01:04:16,879 ''Doctor, if you still behave like this what should I do?'' 653 01:04:17,007 --> 01:04:22,400 - Bring him here, I'll tell him anti-rabies. - Thank you. Regards. 654 01:04:34,487 --> 01:04:37,877 - Anastasia! - How scary! - Do I scare you now? 655 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:42,000 - Let's keep our distance, call me lei. - Slut! 656 01:04:42,127 --> 01:04:45,722 - Sorry? - You liked him the other night. 657 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:49,635 - Naughty! - Slut! 658 01:04:50,567 --> 01:04:53,559 - She's ungrateful! - I'm worried about Giorgio. 659 01:04:53,687 --> 01:04:57,282 He has been talking to the dog for half an hour. 660 01:04:57,407 --> 01:05:01,195 It must have been the blow on the head, the fall into the swimming pool. 661 01:05:01,327 --> 01:05:07,118 Your father was strange too, but he didn't talk to the dog! 662 01:05:07,247 --> 01:05:11,240 - Take him to the psychiatrist. - I would like to to have his cast removed. 663 01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:15,042 When we were together, not it will behave this way again. 664 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:19,240 If you want to talk, do it, but don't say things ''to hell''. 665 01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:22,325 You have to learn, study, know yourself. 666 01:05:22,447 --> 01:05:27,646 The dog is a quadruped and he is the friend of man. Repeat. 667 01:05:27,767 --> 01:05:31,203 It's a quadruped and he is the friend of man. 668 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:33,921 Is it too easy for you? 669 01:05:34,047 --> 01:05:37,244 So tell me who discovered America. 670 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:40,279 ''Was it Frank Sinatra?'' 671 01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:44,400 You don't know! Christopher Columbus! 672 01:05:44,527 --> 01:05:47,917 What were the ships called? Nina, Pinta and... ? 673 01:05:48,047 --> 01:05:52,279 - Holy... ? - ''Santa Maria Capua Vetere, my father's town.'' 674 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:55,524 - You are ignorant! - Patience. - Tell me... 675 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,923 ..because we shouldn't make love until the night of the full moon. 676 01:05:59,047 --> 01:06:02,642 ''Because that night at midnight it will be a thousand years." 677 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:06,965 - If you want, speak! - ''You and Candida you will live rich and happy." 678 01:06:07,087 --> 01:06:10,045 Candida, he said that we will become rich. 679 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:16,356 - What are you saying? I'll go get it the drops. - Tell her too! 680 01:06:16,487 --> 01:06:19,285 Tell Candida. 681 01:06:19,407 --> 01:06:22,319 Why are you so spiteful? 682 01:06:22,447 --> 01:06:26,440 -How do you feel? - Very good. Look ! 683 01:06:26,967 --> 01:06:29,765 At home let's do some jumping! 684 01:06:29,887 --> 01:06:32,879 - Do you drive? - Yes. 685 01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:59,640 - I know what's on your mind. - Me too ! 686 01:06:59,767 --> 01:07:03,157 I sent mum shopping. 687 01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:06,677 - We're left alone. Are you happy? - Certain. 688 01:07:15,447 --> 01:07:19,440 - Yes, Wednesday! - What are you saying? 689 01:07:19,567 --> 01:07:25,358 Maybe it's better to wait a few days. Until Wednesday. 690 01:07:25,487 --> 01:07:29,878 - Why Wednesday? - There is the full moon, and more romantic. 691 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:32,805 George, stop. 692 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:40,479 You can't keep believing to this story. 693 01:07:40,607 --> 01:07:43,599 Dogs don't talk! 694 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:46,719 You're right, they don't talk. 695 01:07:46,847 --> 01:07:49,441 Give me a kiss. 696 01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:05,523 - Do you still want to wait? - If not Let's leave right away, I own you here! 697 01:08:20,887 --> 01:08:24,675 - Wait ! - We're not there for anyone. - All right. 698 01:08:24,807 --> 01:08:28,197 THE PHONE RINGS The phone! 699 01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:33,321 Ready? They said to do not disturb. Okay, wait. 700 01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:36,837 - Madam, and your mother. - We're not there. - One moment. 701 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:40,403 - I'll be right back. - All right. - I am waiting for you ! 702 01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:44,281 - Hello, Candida? - Yes ? 703 01:08:44,407 --> 01:08:49,686 They ran over me. I am at San Giacomo hospital. Come here. 704 01:08:49,807 --> 01:08:53,959 It's not a serious thing, but hurry. 705 01:08:54,087 --> 01:08:56,885 Don't worry, I'll come right away. 706 01:08:57,007 --> 01:09:01,000 - Tell my husband I went out. - All right. 707 01:09:05,287 --> 01:09:07,278 Come on, darling. 708 01:09:09,407 --> 01:09:13,241 Is it her? We don't want to be disturbed, get out of the boxes! 709 01:09:13,367 --> 01:09:16,962 The lady went out, she was in a hurry and agitated. 710 01:09:17,087 --> 01:09:20,875 - Where did she go? - You never know where some women go. 711 01:09:21,007 --> 01:09:25,080 I would never have left him alone a man like her! 712 01:09:25,207 --> 01:09:28,005 She drives me crazy! 713 01:09:28,127 --> 01:09:33,121 From the first moment I saw her I want to touch it. I can ? 714 01:09:33,247 --> 01:09:36,637 - Touch? - Touch. 715 01:09:43,047 --> 01:09:44,844 Accountant! 716 01:09:44,967 --> 01:09:49,358 - Can I ask you something I've never asked anyone? - Yes. 717 01:09:49,487 --> 01:09:52,240 Are you cooking ravioli this evening? 718 01:09:52,367 --> 01:09:55,962 I didn't call you, I haven't had any accidents. 719 01:09:56,087 --> 01:09:59,079 It was your voice, I can't be wrong. 720 01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:02,199 You want him not to know what if I called you? 721 01:10:02,327 --> 01:10:06,525 You seem a little strange to me! This marriage didn't do you any good. 722 01:10:06,647 --> 01:10:10,037 - Do you want to go to the doctor? - I know what I have to do. 723 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:14,365 - I'm going to the room. Don't disturb us until tomorrow. - Really ! 724 01:10:14,487 --> 01:10:19,481 > She is an earthquake! > I have the turbo. 725 01:10:21,207 --> 01:10:25,598 - Accountant, shall we run away together? - Yes, in Rovereto. 726 01:10:25,727 --> 01:10:30,721 - Let's open a laundry. - You weren't bored without me! 727 01:10:30,847 --> 01:10:32,519 Oh! 728 01:10:32,647 --> 01:10:37,243 Candida, it's you! She came to tell me you were gone... 729 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:41,758 He asked me if he could touch me and I asked her for ravioli. 730 01:10:41,887 --> 01:10:46,677 - It all happened kindly. - I never want to see you again! 731 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,799 - Candida, a moment! - Accountant... 732 01:10:49,927 --> 01:10:54,523 ..will we run away together? - Yes. I'm going to my wife, leave me your number. 733 01:10:54,647 --> 01:10:59,437 - 723374. - This is mine. - Sure, I live here. 734 01:10:59,567 --> 01:11:04,925 I'll call you and if the owner answers from home, say you are your brother. 735 01:11:05,047 --> 01:11:09,245 Explain to me what is happening? 736 01:11:17,247 --> 01:11:19,238 Candida! 737 01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:22,757 Candida, wait! I'll explain everything to you. 738 01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:26,880 Wait ! Stop! 739 01:11:28,007 --> 01:11:32,797 Stop! I'll explain, Candida. 740 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:37,205 - Candida, don't ruin everything! - You're the one who ruined everything. 741 01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:39,761 Ahh! 742 01:11:57,287 --> 01:12:00,085 - Candida! - What happened? 743 01:12:00,207 --> 01:12:04,200 Look at this accident you did it! 744 01:12:04,327 --> 01:12:07,922 - What an accident! Go home with the waitress! - Candida! 745 01:12:08,047 --> 01:12:11,437 I didn't want to be with the waitress. It wasn't me! 746 01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:15,958 Strange things happen! You should being in the burning car. 747 01:12:16,087 --> 01:12:20,877 In the burning car? You're right, Giorgio, sorry. 748 01:12:22,607 --> 01:12:25,997 Please take me away, I don't want to stay in that house anymore. 749 01:12:26,927 --> 01:12:30,920 - Taxi! - Milan 3 immediately. 750 01:12:58,927 --> 01:13:01,919 - Good morning. - Good morning. Messrs. Allegri? 751 01:13:02,047 --> 01:13:05,357 Yes. How do you know? 752 01:13:05,487 --> 01:13:09,196 We have a reservation. Documents, please. 753 01:13:09,327 --> 01:13:14,196 - I forgot them. - I have yours too. 754 01:13:14,327 --> 01:13:18,957 - Do the gentlemen stay a lot? - We would like to settle here. 755 01:13:19,087 --> 01:13:23,365 - Do they want the bathroom in the room? - Yes, I have a bathrobe! 756 01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:27,878 - luggage? - We left them on the beach. 757 01:13:28,007 --> 01:13:33,001 - Amedeo, accompany the gentlemen to room 310. - Okay. 758 01:13:33,127 --> 01:13:35,118 Take a seat. 759 01:13:45,527 --> 01:13:49,122 - Please. You will find yourself like at your home. - Thank you. 760 01:13:51,247 --> 01:13:53,636 This is our home! 761 01:13:54,767 --> 01:13:57,156 Is it our house? 762 01:13:58,447 --> 01:14:02,759 It's our garden! There are the mother and the gardener. 763 01:14:02,887 --> 01:14:06,277 - The hotel is no longer there. - How could this happen? 764 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:12,164 I do not know. I feel bad, I don't understand anything anymore. 765 01:14:12,287 --> 01:14:17,919 - There is a hand in the ''good soul''. - Don't joke, call the police. 766 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:23,405 We say that the dog speaks and the double bass plays alone! 767 01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:28,920 - So what do we do? - We don't care! It doesn't scare us. 768 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:33,438 - We undress and make love. - No, Giorgio, I'm scared. 769 01:14:33,567 --> 01:14:38,960 I can't stay in this room. I'll go over there, we'll talk about it later. 770 01:14:40,887 --> 01:14:43,685 You truly are an imbecile! 771 01:14:43,807 --> 01:14:47,197 You scared Candida, so cute and kind. 772 01:14:47,327 --> 01:14:51,798 You're an idiot! Keep your keys! 773 01:14:51,927 --> 01:14:54,919 From a hotel do you find yourself at home? 774 01:14:55,047 --> 01:14:58,039 For some time you tell strange things. 775 01:14:58,167 --> 01:15:02,160 - Have you tried a cure? - Yes, the vet gave it to me. 776 01:15:02,287 --> 01:15:05,677 - The vet? - Yes, he gave it to me because the dog talks. 777 01:15:05,807 --> 01:15:12,804 I don't understand: the dog speaks, the hotel disappears, the pool empties... 778 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:17,079 ...the ghost... - Tonight I'll screw him, I'll dress up! 779 01:15:17,207 --> 01:15:20,597 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR - Who is he? > There's the plumber. 780 01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:23,116 Let him in. 781 01:15:26,087 --> 01:15:29,159 - Good evening, I'm the tinsmith. - He's late. 782 01:15:29,287 --> 01:15:33,075 I ''crashed'' the car. Where is the ''toilet''? 783 01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:36,005 It's over there. I'll accompany her. 784 01:15:36,127 --> 01:15:40,518 - The gasket should be changed of the shower. - I'll fix it! 785 01:15:40,647 --> 01:15:43,639 - Take your time. - Yes. 786 01:15:47,887 --> 01:15:51,675 (sings) ''The Tiber is asleep while the river walks.'' 787 01:15:51,807 --> 01:15:56,801 ''My heart is lonely, disillusioned of love, he wants to dream in the shadows!'' 788 01:15:57,327 --> 01:16:03,516 ''A silent bell, a balcony up there...'' 789 01:16:04,047 --> 01:16:10,043 ''..oh Roman guitar...'' 790 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:14,558 ''..you accompany me.'' 791 01:16:14,687 --> 01:16:16,359 Thanks. 792 01:16:18,487 --> 01:16:21,923 Sir, I'm done. He owes me 20 ''sacks''. 793 01:16:22,047 --> 01:16:25,323 - Are you leaving already? - Yes, I'm done. 794 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:29,838 Does he come to keep me company or is he afraid to do wrong to my husband? 795 01:16:29,967 --> 01:16:34,757 What do I care about your husband! I'll show you the green mice! 796 01:16:41,287 --> 01:16:45,280 - How cold you are! - You look like a piece of ice. 797 01:16:45,407 --> 01:16:48,399 I have never felt such cold. 798 01:16:48,527 --> 01:16:54,045 - Yet the fire is lit. - Wait, I'll get the blankets. 799 01:16:54,167 --> 01:16:57,557 I'm freezing to death. George, what's happening? 800 01:16:57,687 --> 01:17:01,680 - We couldn't fool him! - Who? - The ghost. 801 01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:04,799 Brrr! How cold! 802 01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:19,880 Because it arrived suddenly the inspectorate service? 803 01:17:20,007 --> 01:17:24,000 - I do not know. - I'll take this. 804 01:17:27,687 --> 01:17:32,636 - Candida! - HI. - What a nice surprise! 805 01:17:32,767 --> 01:17:36,157 I came to say hello. Mom is waiting for me outside. 806 01:17:36,287 --> 01:17:39,677 - Let's go to Milan. - Why? 807 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:44,597 You know it ! That house is haunted, we can't continue like this. 808 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:47,525 Let's take some time to reflect. 809 01:17:47,647 --> 01:17:50,639 Today and Wednesday, Tonight there will be a full moon. 810 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:54,760 I don't believe it, it's a curse. Think about it and convince yourself too. 811 01:17:54,887 --> 01:18:00,086 - That made our lives impossible! - Merry, come here. 812 01:18:00,207 --> 01:18:04,200 Sorry, I'll be right back, Please don't go away. 813 01:18:05,687 --> 01:18:09,680 - I was saying goodbye to my wife. - Get ready to say hello to us too. 814 01:18:09,807 --> 01:18:12,958 - Why? - We owe this inspection to you! 815 01:18:13,087 --> 01:18:16,284 He even bothered the General Director. There he is. 816 01:18:16,407 --> 01:18:19,638 - Who is Allegri? - Him! 817 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:23,999 She? Well done! I'm pleased. 818 01:18:24,127 --> 01:18:30,885 Maybe we'll have some trouble, but she will end up in jail! 819 01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:36,001 - Why? What did I do? - Since she's been here... 820 01:18:36,127 --> 01:18:39,119 ...we had eight robberies. 821 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:42,284 It's clear that there is a baseman. 822 01:18:42,407 --> 01:18:45,240 He lives them in a nabob's villa... 823 01:18:45,367 --> 01:18:50,680 ..and leads the life of a billionaire. How does he do it? - Justify yourself! 824 01:18:50,807 --> 01:18:56,518 - It's a bit difficult... - Stop! This is a robbery! 825 01:18:56,647 --> 01:19:01,243 My daughter can't be seen! We risk missing the plane! 826 01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:04,359 Stay here, don't move. 827 01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:19,322 Quick, call the police! There's a robbery. My daughter is there! 828 01:19:19,447 --> 01:19:23,076 Don't worry, darling, Soon it will all be over. 829 01:19:23,207 --> 01:19:25,880 Excuse me ! I'm not leaving anymore. 830 01:19:31,007 --> 01:19:32,998 > Stop. 831 01:19:35,567 --> 01:19:37,444 The police! 832 01:19:37,567 --> 01:19:40,127 The police are coming! 833 01:19:40,247 --> 01:19:43,637 Stay still or I'll kill him! Let us pass. 834 01:21:39,847 --> 01:21:42,725 - Come on, that man is a monster. - George! 835 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:49,241 - Excellent. How did you do it? - What happened? I am cold. 836 01:21:49,367 --> 01:21:54,521 Yes ! When he pointed the gun at you I turned green with anger. 837 01:21:54,647 --> 01:22:00,119 - You are a phenomenon! - I ask you I'm sorry for what I said to you. 838 01:22:00,247 --> 01:22:05,162 - Let me shake your hand. - Only against five! 839 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:09,075 - Did I do it all alone? - Yes. - I apologize... 840 01:22:09,207 --> 01:22:13,758 ...also on behalf of the institute. Lighthouse so that you are rewarded. 841 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:19,723 - We have to celebrate! - Where ? At the bar? - No, to their villa! 842 01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:23,840 This is the right opportunity for inaugurate it. Tonight we are at your place. 843 01:22:23,967 --> 01:22:27,357 - We have an appointment tonight. - We can't. 844 01:22:27,487 --> 01:22:32,003 All right. Tonight we celebrate! 845 01:22:32,127 --> 01:22:34,721 > Yes, let's celebrate! 846 01:22:53,487 --> 01:22:58,880 - Only 250,000 lire a month? - A stroke of luck. 847 01:22:59,007 --> 01:23:02,795 - Can you watch the television well? - Yes, all channels. 848 01:23:02,927 --> 01:23:07,921 - Is the ghost story true? - Well, they're not exactly ghosts... 849 01:23:08,047 --> 01:23:11,437 ..but strange things happen. - The talking dog? 850 01:23:11,567 --> 01:23:15,958 The dog is intelligent but doesn't speak, and an invention of Giorgio. 851 01:23:16,087 --> 01:23:18,681 We have a great one too. 852 01:23:18,807 --> 01:23:25,155 When I come home in the evening, recognizes the noise of my car. 853 01:23:25,287 --> 01:23:29,485 (the dog speaks): ''I have to talk to you, hurry.'' 854 01:23:29,607 --> 01:23:33,600 - What do you want? - ''Shut up!'' 855 01:23:33,727 --> 01:23:40,280 I can't stand you anymore, what do you have to tell me something so important? 856 01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:43,399 ''The Saraceno said that between 15 minutes and midnight...'' 857 01:23:43,527 --> 01:23:48,123 ''..and you have to send everyone away.'' - This is my house! 858 01:23:48,247 --> 01:23:53,367 - I can't send them away. - ''Then he'll take care of it!'' 859 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:57,275 You and your Saracen friend you broke my balls! 860 01:23:57,407 --> 01:24:02,356 Don't exaggerate or it's your business! See what I did at the bank? 861 01:24:02,487 --> 01:24:07,117 - ''You must not joke with the Saracen.'' - We'll see. 862 01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:11,240 Here is Mr. Allegri. A round of applause for our hero! 863 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:14,120 Well done! 864 01:24:16,247 --> 01:24:20,001 A toast to our hero! 865 01:24:20,127 --> 01:24:24,120 Dear Allegri, allow me to say a word... 866 01:24:24,247 --> 01:24:27,762 VERY LOUD PETO 867 01:24:27,887 --> 01:24:31,675 Dear! You had never done it nothing like that. 868 01:24:31,807 --> 01:24:35,197 - My reputation is ruined. - It does not matter. 869 01:24:35,327 --> 01:24:38,717 - Leave us alone. - Director, I am dismayed. 870 01:24:38,847 --> 01:24:42,840 Nothing happened. I heard a sneeze. 871 01:24:42,967 --> 01:24:48,360 An elephant can do it up to 50 kilos of shit a day. 872 01:24:48,487 --> 01:24:52,082 - He's crazy! - He never has used this language. 873 01:24:52,207 --> 01:24:57,201 - What are you saying? - It's my fault if he Do elephants shit a lot? - Stop it. 874 01:24:57,327 --> 01:25:01,115 Mr. Director, I am dismayed! 875 01:25:01,247 --> 01:25:04,842 My son-in-law had never come down to such vulgarity. 876 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:10,200 - Slut, let's go make love. - Erpidio! With you towards pleasure. 877 01:25:10,327 --> 01:25:14,320 - What did I do? - You speak vulgarity. 878 01:25:14,447 --> 01:25:18,042 - What did I say? - There's a limit to everything. Enough ! 879 01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:22,763 - You're right, you exaggerated. - Women think with the uterus. 880 01:25:22,887 --> 01:25:26,675 - Even this old slut! - Don't talk to my wife like that! 881 01:25:26,807 --> 01:25:31,005 - Who gave you the money for the TV? - Let's go! 882 01:25:31,127 --> 01:25:35,040 Calm down! There's a surprise. Let's play a game. 883 01:25:35,167 --> 01:25:38,523 The whores on one side and the fags on the other. 884 01:25:38,647 --> 01:25:42,640 - I'm not a fagot! - This is not the lying game. 885 01:25:42,767 --> 01:25:46,157 While I count to thirty you exchange underwear. 886 01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:50,598 One, two, three, four, five... 887 01:25:50,727 --> 01:25:53,719 - I'm leaving! - I greet you! 888 01:25:53,847 --> 01:25:57,840 Why are you leaving? Stay, nothing happened! 889 01:25:57,967 --> 01:26:03,325 THE RlNGHlA DOG Gaetano, leave me! 890 01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:06,837 Twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one! 891 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:11,239 Where are you? 892 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:16,160 - Where are the guests? - They left. - My wife? 893 01:26:16,287 --> 01:26:19,279 Gaetano dragged her to the cellar. 894 01:26:23,927 --> 01:26:28,921 - Gaetano! Leave me! - Candida, where are you? 895 01:26:30,367 --> 01:26:33,165 I am here. Gaetano is pulling me. 896 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:36,882 - What are you doing here? - Gaetano took me there. 897 01:26:37,007 --> 01:26:39,885 Why were you saying those strange things? 898 01:26:40,007 --> 01:26:44,523 - I do not know. What did I say? - Vulgarity. You behaved badly. 899 01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:47,241 Sorry, love. 900 01:26:49,367 --> 01:26:52,518 - Let's make love. - Shall we go up? - No, here. 901 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:01,358 Let's go! 902 01:27:06,687 --> 01:27:08,678 Help ! 903 01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:16,242 See what mess you made? Now get us out of here. 904 01:27:25,167 --> 01:27:28,159 - What is this? - We see. 905 01:27:31,087 --> 01:27:35,478 - What place is it? - I do not know. - Right under our house. 906 01:27:37,607 --> 01:27:41,395 - How strange, it seems to me to have already been there. - When? 907 01:27:41,527 --> 01:27:44,519 I don't know, maybe I dreamed it. 908 01:27:44,647 --> 01:27:49,038 Or maybe in another life. Do you believe in metempsychosis? 909 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:52,159 - Is it a kind of bronchitis? - No. 910 01:27:52,287 --> 01:27:55,085 It is the reincarnation of souls. 911 01:27:55,207 --> 01:27:58,404 - Let's go upstairs. - Look ! 912 01:28:00,607 --> 01:28:05,237 They are two statues. Are they beautiful? How much could they be worth? 913 01:28:05,367 --> 01:28:08,359 Don't you think they look alike? 914 01:28:08,887 --> 01:28:13,881 I'll go upstairs. Are you staying here? 915 01:28:14,007 --> 01:28:17,397 - Let's go ! - Yes. 916 01:28:17,527 --> 01:28:21,918 - Come, Giorgio, let's make love. - Here? - Yes. 917 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:26,438 Today and Wednesday, there is a full moon. As you wanted. 918 01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:31,561 It's midnight. As he always has said Gaetano, and our night. 919 01:28:44,087 --> 01:28:46,078 Love... 920 01:28:46,607 --> 01:28:50,600 - Gaetano is watching us. - Who cares, it's great! 921 01:28:50,727 --> 01:28:54,720 - But I can't do it like this. - Gaetano, please! 922 01:28:54,847 --> 01:28:57,839 A little discretion! 923 01:29:21,087 --> 01:29:25,877 - Thank you, Omar, without you there is nothing we would have done it. - Without them! 924 01:29:28,007 --> 01:29:31,158 Let's hurry, I want to take a shower, I'm full of salt. 925 01:29:45,287 --> 01:29:47,676 It was beautiful, finally! 926 01:29:47,807 --> 01:29:51,595 I thought I saw us that we flew on two white horses. 927 01:29:51,727 --> 01:29:55,117 - You needed to make love! - Yes. 928 01:30:16,127 --> 01:30:20,120 Gaetano had said it that we would have become rich! 929 01:30:22,247 --> 01:30:24,238 Give me a kiss. 930 01:30:25,407 --> 01:30:28,399 ''They lived rich, happily ever after.'' 931 01:30:28,527 --> 01:30:32,520 ''And they didn't give it to me not even a penny, 'these stinkers!''